Category: Funny Poems

He Khuda Murga Bana Do

he khuda murga bana de karta kukru/koo rahoo
is dunia ke janjaal se sara jiwan door rahoo
jab dekho tab bibi seene par sawar rahati hai
chhupa chhupa ke maal khilata fir bhee tuk tuk karti hai
ban jati afsar hamari ghar ka kaam karwati hai
sachchai ko kya chhupaoo bartan bhee majwati hai
haddiya ab saath na deti sochata man randuwa rahoo,

he khuda murga ban de meri maa ko dhakka deti baap pe gurrati hai
bhai bahin se charo joon dandbaithak lagwati hai
us aurat ka triya charitra kab tak mai sahataa rahoo, he khuda murga ban de


College Days

Acchha laga hame college ka zamana
Mushkil Hoga ab ghar ja ke roti banana
Kaun Marega ab ghar me jhaadu
Kaise bhulungi mai canteen ke laadu
Kaun dega ab hamen aazadi
Aaj nahi to kal karni padegi shaadi


Haal-e- Dil

Kuch Saalon bad wo aayee Nazar
Humne bhi dekha use thaam ke apna Jigar

Par waqt ka taqaazaa Tha
Haath me uske do saal ka Bachha Tha

Muskura ke boli Kaho Kaise Ho
Kya pahle the jaise ab bhi waise Ho?

Hum bole waqt na hame badal Saka
Dil me thi jo baat woh keh na Saka

Wo boli dil ki baath ab bhool Jao
Pyar se apne Bhanje ko gale Lagao.

Pennies From Heaven

I found a penny today,
Just laying on the ground.
But it’s not just a penny,
This little coin I’ve found.

Found pennies come from heaven,
That’s what my Grandpa told me.
Grandpa said, Angels always toss them down.
Oh, how I loved that story.

He said when an Angel misses you,
They toss a penny down.
Sometimes just to cheer you up,
And make a smile out of your frown.

So don’t just pass by that penny,
When you’re feeling blue.
It may be a penny from heaven,
That an Angel’s tossed to you