5′5″ jiski height ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,
Weight mein thori light Ho,
Umer mein difference slight ho,
Thori see wo quiet ho,
Tu memorable her ek night ho~
Aisi apni Wife ho………………
Saas ki khidmat jiski khwahish ho
Beauty multiply by Twice ho,
mom dad ki choice ho,
Aisi apni Wife ho………………
Padosi jab baat kare tu,
haath me uskay knife ho.
Dinner candle light ho,
Tu Delecious har ek Bite ho,
Dono mein na kabhi fight ho,
Milne k baad dil delight ho..
Aisi apni Wife ho………………
Ankhain uski jaisay…sunny Twilight ho!
Honton ko dekh ker lagay…jaisay coke diet ho
Jab saari pehn k niklay tu kya sight ho,
Aisa lagay jaisay switzerland ki flight ho,
Favourite colour white ho,
make-up thora light ho
Zulfain Dynamite hoon..
Basant mein jaisay ur rahi koi kite ho !
Aisi apni Wife ho………………
Kaash yeh concept 100% right ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
tu kya haseen life ho
Batoon mein garmaish ho
har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aazmaish ho
Defense ki rehaaish ho,
Kise ki bhi na look-a-like ho,
Aisi apni Wife ho………………
Aisi apni Wife ho………………
Saheli nahi meri,haan dost hi hotay hain,
Who saray ke saray school mein hi sotay hain,
Raat to guzarti hai net par typing kartay,
Subha bhi chat room mein hi hotay hain.
Ladkian bhi kamaal hoti hain,
Ghar pe apni misaal hoti hain ,
Saara kaam khatam karkay,
Das bajay saday naal hoti hain.
Ab to mujhe Internet lagadein,
Meri bhi mauj karadein ,
Mein bhi dhondta Hun cyber bahoo,
Aap bas nikah dot com karadein
Dil ka connection miladein,
Daddy Internet laga dein ,
Mujhe aaya mail dostoun ka,
Kab lagay Ga itna Bata dein
Homework pura hota nahi,
Raat ko mein sota nahi,
Jab mood ho parhai ka,
Homework koi hota nahi.
Net bhi hai kamaal cheez,
Bas aati ho agar chalani keys,
Waisay to bohot hai kaam is Kay,
Par chatting pe lagti nahi fees.
Aap kehte hain mein shor machaon Ga,
Try karo mein naraz na kar paon Ga,
Mein god promise karta Hun,
Net aap ke saunay ke baad lagaun Ga.
I gave my love a cherry
That has no stone,
I gave my love a chicken
That has no bone,
I gave my love a baby
That’s no cryin’.
How can there be a cherry
That has no stone?
How can there be a chicken
That has no bone?
How can there be a baby
That’s no cryin’?
A cherry when it’s buddin’,
It has no stone.
A chicken in the eggshell
It has no bone.
A baby when it’s sleepin’
Is no cryin’.
Mai baabaa hoo kaanshee waalaa
tumhe hansaane aayaa hoo
Dekho bachcho bade swaad kee
tumhe mithaaee laayaa hoo
Pal pal me mai bhiKsha badalataa
Jat Bandar ban jaataa hoo
Mere sang bhee ek bandariyaa
Thumak ke naach dikhaataa hoo
Kabhee to murgaa kabhee to totaa
Kabhee fool ban jaataa hoo
Kabhee sher to ban kar bachcho
Tumako bhee darataa hoo
Kabhee biharee kabhee kawaaDee
Panjaabee ban jaataa hoo
Kabhee galee kaa kuttaa bankar
LaaThee Dandaaa khaataa hoo
Kabhee to saadhoo kabhee mahatmaa
Mandir seedhe jaataa hoo
Bhole baabaa ke charaNo me apanaa sheesh jhukaataa hoo
Kaashee waalaa baabaa ban kar tumhe hasaane aayaa hoo
Tantra mantra kaa khol piTaaraa tumhe dikhaane aayaa hoo
